Quotables

Mittens,

I forgot to tell you that I enjoyed a long weekend at the beach with the ladies over the Labor Day weekend. While there, conversational topics took a number of (as you can imagine) twists and turns. The culmination of the weekend, I think, can be summed up in the following quote:

"I would let a guy stick a peeled banana up my vagina if he would let me shove raw hamburger meat up his asshole."

I thought that you would really want to hear this.

Yours,

Monkey